Mrs.+Geib's+China+Shi+Huangdi+song

*Send “It's the Hard-Knock Life Chinese Version” Ringtone to Your Cell*

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us!

[ANNIE] 'Steada treated,

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] We get tricked!

[ANNIE] 'Steada thank you,

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] We get kicked!

[ALL] It's the hard-knock life! No free time to speak of, so, Build the Great Wall, that we know!

[ANNIE] terra cotta,

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] made by hand

[ANNIE] don’t talk back now

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] to “The Man”

[ALL] It's the hard-knock life!

[ANNIE] Don't it feel like Shi Huangdi’s always watchin’?

[KATE AND TESSIE] Don't it seem like we’ll never go back home!

[DUFFY AND JULY] Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

[MOLLY AND PEPPER] Better soldiers than makin’ a bunch of gnomes.

[ANNIE] No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy! Shi doesn’t care if you live or if you die No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

[ALL] If you sneak out you better get an alibi! Ohhhh!!!!!!! Rotten tired life! Miss my home and wife! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life!

[MOLLY] Confucius words we never hear

[ANNIE] Lao Tzu says what? Lend us your ear!

[ALL] No one cares for you at all When you're building the Great Wall!

[MOLLY] (Making a whistling sound and imitating Shi Huangdi) You'll stay up till my tomb is filled like the stars in the heavens.

[TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS] Yank the whiskers from his chin Jab him with a safety pin Want to squish him like a flea Just can’t stand you, Shi Huangdi

[MOLLY] (whistle) Make those coins! (whistle) Fix those roads! (whistle) Get those Mongol nomads!

[ALL] It's the hard-knock life for us It's the hard-knock life for us  Living life for the big cheese He’s never once said “thanks” or “please” It's the hard-knock life It's the hard-knock life It's the hard-knock life!